Colonel Kill Motherfuckers from Hack Movies

By Geoff Bough

Colonel Kill Motherfuckers is the latest film venture from Hack Movies and is directed by Kevin Strange. Upon first reading the plot synopsis for this film, I had a feeling that it could be the typical low budget budget fan fare but I was in for quite the surprise.

Colonel Kill Motherfuckers, is the story of Jack Scabtree, a psychotic Army Colonel veteran who is discharged from the Army only to be accidentally killed by a giant lollipop. The colonel’s evil mother uses her powers of witchcraft to resurrect her son and bring him back from the dead so he can kill those motherfuckers that killed him!

An over-the-top tale of revenge, Colonel Kill then stalks a group of role-playing game nerds…(the group responsible for his death) who solely exist to tell dirty, jokes, get fucked up and get laid. Little do they know they fucked with the wrong motherfucker!

Halfway through the film it would be easy to say that this is not the greatest of zombie films but when you think of how stale the genre can get at times, you acknowledge this fun film for what it is…entertainment and of course, GORE!

Colonel Kill Motherfuckers is certainly not for kids but appeals to the twisted kids in all of us. There’s plenty of nerd culture references to RPG’s and even more sexual depravity that some might find a little too far but you can’t help but laugh at.

The actors did an excellent job and some of these kids could have successful comedy careers. One-liners are accurately delivered and at times you wonder if this film crew is part of a sketch comedy troupe.

Colonel Kill Motherfuckers might not be for everyone but if you can recognize a fun film for its entertainment value and for defying the ordinary then the Colonel may be killing you next!